Post by Satan on Apr 7, 2005 16:25:35 GMT 9.5
• I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving
• I ran into my ex the other day...put it in reverse and hit him again!
• Ociffer I swear to drunk I'm not God!
• Last night I was looking up at the stars and I was wondering, where the heck is my ceiling?
• God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece
• You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same
• A mind is a terrible thing to waste that’s why I safe mine for special occasions
• If we are what we eat then I'm easy, fast and cheap
• Some people are only here because it’s illegal to kill
• I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that?
• I'm not suppose to love you, I'm not suppose to care, I'm not suppose to live my life, wishing you were there, I'm not suppose to wonder, where you are or what you do, but I can't help it because I'm still in love with you.
• It's amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it’s sad when the best of friends become two strangers."
• "Why cant u love me the way I love u - why cant u think of me the way I think of u - why cant u cry for me the way I cry for u - why cant u want me the way I want u."
• "Why do we always love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us?"
• "If I had the power to take my heart out of my chest and show you how many pieces you broke it into, would that at least ruin your day?"
• "They keep saying the right person will come along but I think mine got hit with a truck."
• "You never know how much you love somebody until they stop loving you..
• "If I were a computer...I'd shut down and reboot my life."
• "Even after he breaks your heart in to a million pieces you still love him with every little broken piece."
• "I know I made a lot of mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldn't hurt me again."
• "Missing you isn't the hard part. Knowing I once had you is what breaks my heart."
• "You said you didn't want to see me get hurt, So did you close your eyes when I cried?"
• "I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
• It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
• He holds me when I start to cry, makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes, dreams and fears, wipes away all my tears, I love him without regret, I just haven't found him yet.
• One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, loving someone else
• see my halo, bright and shiny, mess with me, I'll kick your hiney
• No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. C***y, Mr. Rude...
• Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back
• You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person
• Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears if you still want to cry, never settle for the answer if you still want to know, never say you don't like him if you can't let him go
• I loved you once, you loved me not, I loved you twice, but I forgot, you never loved me, you never will, but even so, I love you still
• I'm gonna smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like its just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
• He looked at me deeply in my eyes, he lied and said 'I won't make you cry' and when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new
• There are easier things in life then finding a good man, nailing jelly to a tree for instance
• Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
• One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
• I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but never thought that looking back on the laughs would make me cry
• If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
• A million word would not bring you back, I know because I've tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried
• My door says, "Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed."
• When I die, I want to go like my Granddad, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.
• If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
• I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
* Tweety bird was originally colored pink. He was changed to yellow because Warner Bros. didn't want to have people thinking he was a "naked" bird.
Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of bitch
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
• Follow your dreams, except the one where you're at school in your underwear
When man discovered mil came from cows, what did he think he was doing?
• If you take an oriental person and spin them around a few times does he become disoriented?
The word of the day is 'legs' lets go back and spread the word
I wish dreams became wishes and wishes became true Cuz in my dreams, I'm always with you.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.
This life is a test, only a test. If it had been real you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do!
If you love something. . .set it free. . .if it doesn't come back. . .hunt it down and kill it.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.
Now you try!
• I ran into my ex the other day...put it in reverse and hit him again!
• Ociffer I swear to drunk I'm not God!
• Last night I was looking up at the stars and I was wondering, where the heck is my ceiling?
• God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece
• You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same
• A mind is a terrible thing to waste that’s why I safe mine for special occasions
• If we are what we eat then I'm easy, fast and cheap
• Some people are only here because it’s illegal to kill
• I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that?
• I'm not suppose to love you, I'm not suppose to care, I'm not suppose to live my life, wishing you were there, I'm not suppose to wonder, where you are or what you do, but I can't help it because I'm still in love with you.
• It's amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it’s sad when the best of friends become two strangers."
• "Why cant u love me the way I love u - why cant u think of me the way I think of u - why cant u cry for me the way I cry for u - why cant u want me the way I want u."
• "Why do we always love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us?"
• "If I had the power to take my heart out of my chest and show you how many pieces you broke it into, would that at least ruin your day?"
• "They keep saying the right person will come along but I think mine got hit with a truck."
• "You never know how much you love somebody until they stop loving you..
• "If I were a computer...I'd shut down and reboot my life."
• "Even after he breaks your heart in to a million pieces you still love him with every little broken piece."
• "I know I made a lot of mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldn't hurt me again."
• "Missing you isn't the hard part. Knowing I once had you is what breaks my heart."
• "You said you didn't want to see me get hurt, So did you close your eyes when I cried?"
• "I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
• It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
• He holds me when I start to cry, makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes, dreams and fears, wipes away all my tears, I love him without regret, I just haven't found him yet.
• One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, loving someone else
• see my halo, bright and shiny, mess with me, I'll kick your hiney
• No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. C***y, Mr. Rude...
• Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back
• You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person
• Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears if you still want to cry, never settle for the answer if you still want to know, never say you don't like him if you can't let him go
• I loved you once, you loved me not, I loved you twice, but I forgot, you never loved me, you never will, but even so, I love you still
• I'm gonna smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like its just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
• He looked at me deeply in my eyes, he lied and said 'I won't make you cry' and when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new
• There are easier things in life then finding a good man, nailing jelly to a tree for instance
• Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
• One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
• I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but never thought that looking back on the laughs would make me cry
• If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
• A million word would not bring you back, I know because I've tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried
• My door says, "Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed."
• When I die, I want to go like my Granddad, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.
• If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
• I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
* Tweety bird was originally colored pink. He was changed to yellow because Warner Bros. didn't want to have people thinking he was a "naked" bird.
Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of bitch
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
• Follow your dreams, except the one where you're at school in your underwear
When man discovered mil came from cows, what did he think he was doing?
• If you take an oriental person and spin them around a few times does he become disoriented?
The word of the day is 'legs' lets go back and spread the word
I wish dreams became wishes and wishes became true Cuz in my dreams, I'm always with you.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.
This life is a test, only a test. If it had been real you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do!
If you love something. . .set it free. . .if it doesn't come back. . .hunt it down and kill it.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.
Now you try!