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Post by Satan on Jun 20, 2005 20:12:34 GMT 9.5
• The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL? • Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy. • I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it. • I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. -If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless. -Penguins stole my sanity! -I think; therefore, I am dangerous.
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Post by Helena on Jul 23, 2005 22:09:57 GMT 9.5
Those are great!! tee hee...Penguins stole my sanity!
- Don't you DARE use the word "Party" as a verb in this shop!! - Bernard Black (Black Books) - Would you like to explain? Before I turn you into a Moo-CORPSE?! - Bernard Black (Black Books) - But it's HOT in the worm!! - Manny Bianco (Black Books) - I'm going to stop playing "Who am I going to kill first" in my head and just go with whats natural. me first, then you. - Bernard Black (Black Books) - Men have a different way of noticing womens hair which s NOT noticing... - Bernard Black (Black Books) - Tonight on The Glasshouse...Two men, One Brain. - Wil Anderson - Not fully sick, but highly venomous! - Adam Spencer
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Post by Koshinki on Aug 2, 2005 19:43:55 GMT 9.5
Ok... here are some.... - Luck never gives: it only lends. -Anciant Chinese proverb
- Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
- There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end.
- Rule #1: The customer is always right.
Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to rule #1
- When life hand you a lemon, say, "oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?"
- I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer
- Sometime your the windsheild: Sometimes your the bug
- The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Bot that? -Coach Brevin
- If you don't find it in the index, look carefully throghout the entire catalog. -Sears Roebuck catalog
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and are in their shoes.
- Time tells the truth- Fortune cookie
- Life is so... whatever
- Wish for what you want. Work for what you need.
- My karma ran over my dogma. -Bumper sticker
There, that's all of them... I think.
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Post by Satan on Aug 7, 2005 21:35:49 GMT 9.5
• I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. • I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again. • Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. • People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich men than biker gangs. • If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem! • I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed. • We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
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Post by Helena on Nov 24, 2005 15:27:39 GMT 9.5
Tee Hee...I like those.
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Post by Satan on Dec 5, 2005 19:52:42 GMT 9.5
Add some of your own you stupid prat!
-Never argue with an idiot. He'll bring you down to his level and then beat you with experience
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think!
“Children in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children"
“If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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